So R has been trying to help and that's really cool of him. Tonite he was going to take care of dinner.
R: I don't know what to do about dinner. I don't feel like making anything and the weather is too gross to go outside to pick anything up.
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R: Ugh. I don't even feel like doing that.
Me: (gasps) Just take care of you and E. I can only have hot liquid.
R: Do you want a burrito?
Me: A hot liquid burrito? Isn't that just diarrhea?
R: So no then?
Me: Share one with E.
R: He can't have a whole half of a burrito. It's way too big.... (goes and grabs coat and puts jeans on) I'm going out to get a burrito. E - do you want a burrito? And a churooodle?
Me: What? They have churro/poodle hybrids? I want one. Also PETA is going to be pissed!
R: No, a churrrrrrrrrrrrddle.
Me: Are you trying to say 'churro' with an accent? You have a terrible fake accent. I like it!
R: I'm leaving.
*******20 minutes later R returns home with food*******
Me: Can I have half that burrito?