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Sunday, November 20, 2011

PETA will now target the mom'n'pop taco place next door

It's Sunday night and I've realized that my body is trying to kill me. I've not been this sick with a chest/throat cold since Christmas '97 when my brother couldn't stop laughing because I 'sounded like a duck'. This time around I sound like a duck again, but a really sick duck.

So R has been trying to help and that's really cool of him. Tonite he was going to take care of dinner.

R: I don't know what to do about dinner. I don't feel like making anything and the weather is too gross to go outside to pick anything up.

Burrito assembly line at La Corneta Taqueria, ...
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Me: (croaks) You could get delivery.

R: Ugh. I don't even feel like doing that.

Me: (gasps) Just take care of you and E. I can only have hot liquid.

R: Do you want a burrito?

Me: A hot liquid burrito? Isn't that just diarrhea?

R: So no then?

Me: Share one with E.

R: He can't have a whole half of a burrito. It's way too big.... (goes and grabs coat and puts jeans on) I'm going out to get a burrito. E - do you want a burrito? And a churooodle?

Me: What? They have churro/poodle hybrids? I want one. Also PETA is going to be pissed!

R: No, a churrrrrrrrrrrrddle.

Me: Are you trying to say 'churro' with an accent? You have a terrible fake accent. I like it!

R: I'm leaving.

*******20 minutes later R returns home with food*******


Me: Can I have half that burrito?

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