R: Why is Ender playing with your phone, what is he doing?
me: Browsing apps and now he is doing the Moron Test.
R: Why do you have a moron test app on your iPhone?
Are you concerned that you are a moron?
me: What? No! I just.. it's just reassuring to know...
R: So then you DO suspect you may be a moron.
me: Why are you being like this?
R: I'm not being anything except afraid you'll discover you're a moron.
me: I'm done talking to you.
Tomorrow I am the one who gets to sleep in and we'll see who wins morning word battle then!