The Moron Test

Ender and I were cuddling on the couch this morning and I let him play with my iPhone. Rich woke up and came into the living room to ruin it with his judginess. Yes that is another made up word.

R:   Why is Ender playing with your phone, what is he doing?

me:  Browsing apps and now he is doing the Moron Test.

R:   Why do you have a moron test app on your iPhone?
       Are you concerned that you are a moron?

me: What? No! I just.. it's just reassuring to know...

R:   So then you DO suspect you may be a moron.

me: Why are you being like this?

R:   I'm not being anything except afraid you'll discover you're a moron.

me: I'm done talking to you.

Tomorrow I am the one who gets to sleep in and we'll see who wins morning word battle then!


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