Neither Rich nor I are typically morning people. So this morning's exchange is the sort of conversation we have before 10:00am.
Me: You have a douche patch back on your face.
Hubby: It's a soul patch. Did you know that jazz trumpeters originally grew these in the '50's because they found it was comfortable for the mouthpiece. WikiProof!
Me: You're not a jazz trumpeter.
Hubby: But I used to be!
Me: Did you have doucheface then?
Hubby: No.
Me: Then your argument is invalid.
Hubby: You're invalid.
The end.
Are you a morning person? Do you have random conversations in the morning that lead nowhere? What's the strangest/funniest one you've had?
3 comments:
The last two lines are the end of EVERY SINGLE DISCUSSION between justin and I. No matter how ridiculous.
Oct 24th, 2011, 6.45 am.
ME (singing): "Where do broken hearts go, can they find their way home...lalalalal."
BRIAN: *Laughing* "See, you wake up happy sometimes. Usually you tell me stop being so happy."
ME: "There is nothing funny about a broken heart."
BRIAN: "I have to go to work. Send me, you know, things."
ME: "Things?"
BRIAN: "You know, things."
ME: (clueless) "Will do."
Haha I love it. Hmmm wait... perhaps there is a veiled threat in there! If you don't send 'things' he will break your heart. You should dump him first - preemptive strike! ;)
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