The R Word

When I was a little kid we called people 'retarded'. It wasn't meant to be hurtful to actual mentally challenged people. We just didn't think of it that way. It was sometimes meant to point out when someone did something out of ignorance, which refers to the state of being uninformed.

OMG! News Flash!

It turns out that I am not a doctor! That is all. Go about your day :)

Red Circle with Diagonal Line indicating
that I am, indeed, not a doctor.

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Are you still here? That's it. That's all I had for you this morning. Shoo.

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Ok really? A battle of wills? Alright then. I admire your dogged determination:

Not to be confused with:

But since you stuck around so long I guess I could tell you a joke or something.

So here goes:

Two guys walked into a bar.

The third guy ducked.

Ba dum dum! Ting!

Alright, that's it. You really have to go now. We've got things to do today, you and I. Have a great one :)

Night & Day: The Park

You know this guy.

Night & Day: The Spray Park Next Door

I'm compelled to do a sort of Wordless Wednesday thingamajig. But instead of taking photos and posting them every Wednesday, I think I'm going to wow you all with my brilliant artistic ability and submit a series of drawings entitled 'Night & Day'.

Prepare to be amazed.

All I want for Xmas!!

Allergens Hate Me

I have a man cold/man allergies. Either way it's making me nauseous to watch Ender spin in circles and my equilibrium is way off. Ick. You are duly warned that disgusting descriptions of my illness are to follow as I whine around and feel sorry for myself. Good night!

Yes, I DO get bloated from allergies.  Shut up!

Churro vs Spider

Conclusion 1:  Grey hairs make me happy.
Conclusion 2:  Churros negate spiders.

Snore Monster Gets It's Ass Kicked

1.  T:  Goodnight honey.  R:  Love you.

2.  T:  zzzzz  R: zzzz

3.  T:  Huh?  R: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

4.  T: Ohgodohgodohgod

5.  T: Die Snore Monster!  DIE!  *kick*   SM: GARRRAGGGGHHHZZZZZBLAAAHHH

6.  T:  *blink*  *blink*  R: zzzzzz

7.  T: *moan*  R: (from bathroom) I didn't get any sleep last night.  You kicked me.