I'm a bored, stinky, annoying geek. You?

Sometimes I sit back and take some inventory on how I'd doing as a person. You know like maybe some moral stuff or personality traits that suck and then I figure out how to hide it from people make a change.

Here are the things I came up with today that you might wish you didn't know.

1. I love Real Housewives of New Jersey but the rest of the Housewives shows blow.
   
2. Sometimes I tell my son I'm busy for a minute when I'm not because I just don't feel like getting up again for the 30th time in 5 minutes and I'm hoping he will forget that he wanted his blue car.
   
3. I started growing a black beard hair on my chin and it shows up to surprise me by growing 5mm overnight about once every 4 months.
   
4. My armpits got smellier since I was pregnant.
   
5. I text my husband way too much when he's at work and I'm bored. And then get irrationally mad at him when he doesn't respond right away.
   
6. I believe that I can dispel negative vibes or energy with a blast of light formed by the power of my mind.
   
7. Sometimes I poke my dog when she's sleeping because I want her to cuddle with me.
   
8. I watch way too many shows about ancient civilizations.
   
9. I was co-GM of a raiding guild in World of Warcraft until I had Ender. My last raid before quitting was a first down of Shade of Akama in Black Temple while I was nursing E on my lap.
   
10. Ezio in Assassin's Creed is my dream man.

This is obviously not Shade of Akama but it is
Gruul and it has some of my fav guildies in it.

Since we're in the mood for sharing, tell me something about you that would make this list! Don't be shy, all the cool kids are doing it.