Positive: I managed to shower this morning.
Negative: I put my sick jammy pants back on because they were already 'broken in'.
Positive: I washed my hair!
Negative: I shed a big hairball from my head.
Positive: I refrained from posting a picture of the hairball here.
Positive: There will be new Handy Mannys on all next week.
Negative: I care that there will be new Handy Mannys on all next week.
Positive: Biggest traffic day yet on Scribblesaurus.
Negative: You bastards only like me when I'm sick and have a messy house.
Negative: It's probably going to rain.